"The Naughty Bird" and Other Short Stories

The Naughty Bird

There once was a bird

Who needed to turd.

So he sat in a tree

Waiting very silently.

Then he pooped on my head.

The End.

The Naughty Dog



       The king and queen were sleeping soundly when the royal pup started to make a very loud licking noise. Since the royal pup shared a bed with the royal couple, it woke up the queen. The queen thought the pup was cleaning himself and kicked him to get him to stop. When the licking continued, she began to get very annoyed with the pup. She reached out to swat him, but instead stuck her hand into a warm,wet pile of vomit. She then got to change the bedding and take the pup for a walk at 4:00 in the morning before returning to bed. She didn't feel very royal anymore, especially when she met the naughty bird later that day.  The end.

The Naughty Paperwork

     Once upon a time there was a nice, and not at all poop or vomit covered, couple. They decided to have a child. When normal means didn't work, they decided to try adopting. They rushed to finish all of their paperwork. It took them a whole month! They thought that was a long time, but it was much faster than most.

Having their application finished was a nice feeling. Then they waited 5 whole months for that paperwork to get processed. Finally, one sunny day at the end of February they got a phone call. Their application had been approved! Now they would keep waiting, but this time on a baby and not paperwork.  The end (but really just the beginning).